THE BAND
MURPH
// lead vocals
The frontman of the band and tambourine virtuoso. He likes trucks, motorbikes, beer, and weirdly, golf. Related to everyone in Lancashire. Says 'OK' a lot.
JOEL
// guitar and vocals
Poncy southerner with a childlike enthusiam for the guitar and an unsettling dark side. Has a photographic memory. The organiser of the band.
KEV
// drums
He is Thor. Ex forces, thinks the drums are the enemy and tries to batter them into submission. A Scotsman so he likes battering everything. Likes nuts to keep his salt levels up. Ask him about his late night trip to Billy Bob's.
NICK
// bass and vocals
The clasically trained musician of the band who somehow ended up on bass. He's quite old, but still got some teeth. Popular with female fans of a certain age.
NEIL
// sax and keys
Another poncy southerner. A Leftie, practically a communist. Likes jazz (weird) and doubles up as band techie as all the others are useless.