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// lead vocals


The frontman of the band and tambourine virtuoso.  He likes trucks, motorbikes, beer, and weirdly, golf. Related to everyone in Lancashire. Says 'OK' a lot.


// guitar and vocals

Poncy southerner with a childlike enthusiam for the guitar and an unsettling dark side. Has a photographic memory. The organiser of the band. 


// drums


He is Thor. Ex forces, thinks the drums are the enemy and tries to batter them into submission. A Scotsman so he likes battering everything. Likes nuts to keep his salt levels up. Ask him about his late night trip to Billy Bob's.  


// bass and vocals


The clasically trained musician of the band who somehow ended up on bass. He's quite old, but still got some teeth. Popular with female fans of a certain age.


// sax and keys

Another poncy southerner. A Leftie, practically a communist. Likes jazz (weird) and doubles up as band techie as all the others are useless. 

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