

THE BAND
MURPH
// Lead Vocals
The frontman of the band and tambourine virtuoso. He likes trucks, motorbikes, beer, and weirdly, golf. Related to everyone in Lancashire. Says 'OK' a lot.
JOEL
// Lead Vocals and Guitar
Co-lead singer and a poncy southerner, brings the energy to the band. Tends to get over-excited when audience members fall over onto his rig, which can lead to ripe language.
KEV
// Drums
He is Thor. Ex forces, thinks the drums are the enemy and tries to batter them into submission. A Scotsman so he likes battering everything. Likes nuts to keep his salt levels up. Ask him about his late night trip to Billy Bob's.
NICK
// Bass and Vocals
The clasically trained musician of the band who somehow ended up on bass. He's quite old, but still got some teeth. Popular with female fans of a certain age.
NEIL
// Sax and Keys
Another poncy southerner. A Leftie, practically a communist. Likes jazz (weird) and doubles up as band techie as all the others are useless.